Fort Erie will be making Kessel available after game 41 is played due to an embarrassing incident that took place at a team event at our arena naming rights holders restaurant.
Phil went to attend a team event at Happy Jacks Chinese Food restaurant but became outraged when the only had spare ribs and could not provide his food of choice - the hot dog.
Phil became a bit enraged and turned over an entire table of King Bo Guy Ding and really upset the arena sponsor in the process.
After turning over the table Phil looked at the owner of the famed establishment and said “see what happens when you don’t have hot dogs? It’s not good, eh?”
Seeing as industry isn’t exactly booming in Fort Erie, the team cannot afford to lose this corporate sponsorship and have agreed to move the hot dog monger as a result.
Kessel has some great ratings on this disk and should get dealt to a contender in the NHL too.
In the right deal, we are willing to cover salary too.
Happy to take a pick or prospect (how good depends on salary covered) and/or a player from the roster if you need to move a body.
Phil can help a team bridge a gap to prospects or solidify a top 9 forward group.
All offers will be responded to in prompt fashion in order to please our values sponsor.
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